was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid
So if I wanted to watch Dr Who for the first time…. Where would I start?
I am currently looking for a reputable course in Travel Journalism.
If anyone is currently or has studied Journalism or more specifically travel journalism, anywhere in Australia then I would like to hear about it!
Please message me on tumblr or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
I appreciate any help, feedback or information that you may have.
How bra stores seem to think things work:
- Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
- C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
- Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
Been on hold for like 55mins… This shit has got to end!